25 NOV - Legs
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The spirit of the season
Is merry when you need it:
Burial? Or freezer?
My query when I see this:
A lovely set of elf legs
Hanging from a trunk
“What the F?” Myself said
Gazing, but I’m stumped..
Of course the legs are fake:
At least I shall assume so:
Of course I’ve never faced
Or seen an elf, but who knows..
Driver’s either
High on trees, or
Tryin to make a statement..
I’m just thinkin:
Tryin to think of
Why you’d hang some fake legs
To dangle from your trunk:
And clearly elf appendages:
Maybe just for fun?
That’s clearly, well, offensive, bitch!
Imagine if I dangled
The legs of an African:
Mashin a potato
Upset cuz it’s black again..
Oh my Gawd, hilarious!
Pretty sure
That never works:
No, that’s called precarious:
Edgy? Sure!
Yet it slurs..
Recap:
Seen black
Legs hangin from a trunk?
No one ever
Sold that sweater:
Yet, maybe.. just this once?
So then
Soul friends
How is it acceptable
To dangle elves?
Slaves! What else?
Hounded by a hetero
Fat, white motherf-cker:
Damn right! Cuz they’re colored!
Forced labor:
North? Equator?
That’s twice, motherf-ckers!
I digress
(I’m like.. fresh?):
Back to the dangled legs:
What’s the message
From this senseless
Act viewed by strangers? Threat?
Maybe: “F-ck the elves!
We’re comin for your families!
Babies just as well!
We’re f-ckin up their nannies!”
Jesus Christ!
Weep and cry!
Celebratin
Elves.. with hatred?
Jesus, why?
Please be kind!
Shall we dangle
Elves for strangers?
Absolutely!
That’s so cutesy!
What the hell:
F-ck the elves!
That’s the spirit!
Can’t you hear it?
Tortured elves
Are forced to yell!
Such a Merry Christmas, kids!
But let’s bury witnesses:
F-ck a jury - witness sec?
What’s the hurry? When they’re dead?
I’m nearly out of lotion:
What spirit! What devotion!
Merry’s spelled
Murdered elves!
Cheered me up with both legs..